My plans for the day - and Hugh..

I am currently doing the grave yard shift – sitting in for a mate of mine…its 5am..one hour to go and I cant help thinking that today I shall do sweet F-all…it’s a comforting thought that when I hit the pillow in approx 1hr and 3 minutes (there abouts…) I shall have done a full days work (in radio terms…which I might add is never a full day…ever…unless u do a show then go off to a free function for some cosmetics / magazine / clothing launch, get fed to the eyeballs, free-boozed-up just shy of the top of the throat and then go home in a sloppy stupor…that in radio terms my friends is a full day at the office). When I wake – most likely u shall be at work…I plan to sit and watch ETV on channel 41 and catch up on Hughs Hefners latest antics at the mansion…
I have to admit I admire old Hugh – while the rest of us spent our youth trying to raise cash in order to buy porn mags and get women into bed…Old H just went and bought a magazine (by that I mean he actually bought the entire business – not just a Cosmo) and then invited women into his bed so he could take pictures of them naked on the pretext that it would be good for their career (not to mention his)…the guy is a genius…he never gets out of his Jammies – has atleast three girls at anyone time and never even has to surf the net for porn…did the Greeks have a Hef version in their God‘s line up???