Friday, March 30, 2007

Online Headlines from today: 30th March 2007

Taken from various news sites across SA.

Madonna’s new clothing range at H & M sold out in a day!

I had no idea the market for ill fitting; badly colored leotards had such a demand! I take it Oxfam turned down the chance to stock these 45 years and up beauties….

Zuma Probe Extended To The UK.

Sounds painful JZ…you might want a doctor to take a look at that…get it lanced or something mate...

Mbeki may get a 57% pay rise.

It’s an inflation rate, linked increase of course…not our inflation rate… Zimbabwe’s.

Cover-up in collapse of tunnel

To be honest by the time it had collapsed, it sounded like everything had been covered up…next willl be "Cops unearth tunnel truths..." Be sensitive for crying out loud!

Bob Woolmer’s murder linked to al-Qaeda
You have to ask what isn’t these days…I just feel sorry for the West Indies…Bush must be eyeing them out like a hawk right now…soon the troops will be a’ coming…

Traffic License offices shut for a week
Will we notice a difference?

Breast feeding Vs. HIV

Umm…I will take the breast feeding if that’s okay?

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